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Mixed Digital Media Services
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Over 15 years of experience in Adobe Photoshop. Specializing in original artwork and complex photo manipulation.
Very interested in parody style and other comedic artwork.
Can give you bigger boobs (you really don’t need bigger boobs, you’re perfect just the way you are!!!…like seriously, don’t get fake boobs) or a third arm, I can even make your pizza face look smooth and clear. Whatever you want is possible with Adobe Photoshop!
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Over 10 years of experience in Adobe Illustrator. Specializing in original artwork, like logos and caricature illustrations.
Very interested in parody style and other comedic artwork. Logos, layouts, cartoons, etc.
Illustrator is most commonly used to create original VECTOR artwork and if you’re looking for a logo…this is the service you’ll need.
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Over 15 years of experience of event and nightlife photography.
Ranging from backyard weddings to corporate conferences. Have been hired to travel from as far west as Honolulu, Hawaii to as far east as Arlington, Virginia to photograph events.
I’ve a very IN THE MIX style. I’m on the dance floor catching every single move one moment and the next moment I’m eating some cake and chatting it up with your Grandma. Very candid-lifestyle form of coverage.
If you trip and fall, I’m not gonna catch you but I’ll catch the photo of you falling. Not stopping for anything! I capture what happens…not just people hugging and smiling at my lense like a bunch of brainwashed social media zombies.
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Hollywood here I come…because you assholes need new ideas.
You need a new idea…for just about anything? Espudo is your savior.
Nothing like a twisted and untamed mind. Raw and without borders, Espudo has seen things you can’t imagine, has been through things you can’t fathom, has been sober when others weren’t and then again has done more drugs that you’ve drank water…he’s a creative explosion waiting to happen. Pants explosion!!!
Having him around will lead to something more detailed and creative, pinky swear.
Espudo Side Projects
831 Move is a small, family owned and operated moving business. Packing, loading, driving, unloading and unpacking. We rely mostly on word of mouth and repeat business to keep us working.
We work hard and handle your belongings with care. We don’t milk the clock, we want to get home, kick off our shoes and hang with the family…just like you do. Visit 831Move.com for a custom quote.
How are we involved? We do the moving!
Dave’s Doghouse, where “We Make America’s Favorite Food Better!” – once you take a bite you’ll immediately understand why we decided to get involved with Dave’s Doghouse. The gourmet style dogs are a campus favorite @ the Arizona State University main campus.
With a chili recipe by famed Celebrity Chef Josiah Citrin of Melisse in Santa Monica and the tastiest Texas toast style buns…you’ll never forget and always crave one of our dogs. Visit DavesDoghouse.com for more information.
How are we involved? One of us is a creative consultant for the man himself.
Big Bro Espudo LOVES garlic. He eats it raw and chews it for the flavor and the burn. If you’re a garlic lover as well…you’ll be happy to know that Big Bro Espudo is preparing to jar and sell his favorite garlic spread.
This project is in the early stages, so please check back periodically for updates. Thanks.
How are we involved? Big Brother Espudo is pretty much starting this from the ground up using a recipe from a friend in the restaurant business.
Must-Have Items
All the stuff designed by Espudo that you LOVE! Coming soon for your walls and body.